A unrepentantly chubby actress with very little substance and style of questionable taste.

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This little dude totally reminds me of my pup.

Oh my god.  My puppy is totally over a year now and, according to the vet, 58 pounds.    I’m pretty sure that’s all in the ears. 

This little dude totally reminds me of my pup.

Oh my god.  My puppy is totally over a year now and, according to the vet, 58 pounds.   I’m pretty sure that’s all in the ears. 

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vintagemarlene:

barbara allen and the tennessee hot pants

I’m kind of pissed that “the Tennessee Hot Pants” is already taken as a band name.

vintagemarlene:

barbara allen and the tennessee hot pants

I’m kind of pissed that “the Tennessee Hot Pants” is already taken as a band name.

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donnerpartyofone:

my real parents

donnerpartyofone:

my real parents

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Well played.

Well played.

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vintagegal:

Illustration by Earl MacPherson , 1944

As a dog owner, I can’t even begin to tell you all the things that aren’t sexy about this.  

vintagegal:

Illustration by Earl MacPherson , 1944

As a dog owner, I can’t even begin to tell you all the things that aren’t sexy about this.  

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  • Question: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Is this a good thing? Bad thing? Creepy thing?

thenazz:

overlooking-the-ocean:

hearts-lesson:

cheesoisuncool:

one of the most bizarre and hilarious videos ive ever found

this guy, on a livestream, goes on the old microsoft worlds servers where a group of users distubingly seem to have been waiting since the 90s for newcomers to show around the place

Tell me that’s not “Crystal Japan” playing in the Hand Garden in the beginning though

the thing is loaded with Bowie

though it took me an embarrassingly long time to place Warszawa, I sat there for a full fifteen seconds before the lightbulb went off

plus the cover of Best of Bowie is one of the ads on the wall in one of the Worlds toward the end of the video

in other news why did I watch this entire godsdamned thing

what the fuck that was great

Yeah. Tiger and I totally downloaded this after watching th is video. It was hilarious. There were ads for ‘Joe Perry’s rockin’ hot sauce’ everywhere.

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monsterman:

Hausu (1977) aka House

Top 10 favorite movies.   Go watch now.

monsterman:

Hausu (1977) aka House

Top 10 favorite movies. Go watch now.

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kierongillen:

champagnecandy:

I need this goat.

WARGOAT! GIVE ME WARGOAT!

The not so gentle barn….

kierongillen:

champagnecandy:

I need this goat.

WARGOAT! GIVE ME WARGOAT!

The not so gentle barn….

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Tiger is currently wearing his Aleister Crowley hat (because made one and just found it again) and is flipping me and the dog off as he backs out of the room.

I love my life. 

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Hey kids.  Sorry I haven’t been around tumblr as much, but you see, I had a crazy, brutal, psychosexual baby called After Miss Julie with my darling theatrical home, Focal Point Theatre Company.   I think this show is really, really special, but don’t take my word for it, ask Chicago Theatre Addict or The Reader.   Tickets are $20 for adults, and $15 for students, senors, and industry types.  We run through June 10th at the Piccolo Theatre in Evanston (it is right off the purple line, so you car-less folks got no excuse).

Holy crap.  We actually have a theatre company, guys, and we’re good.  

modernette:

fact


Role model

modernette:

fact

Role model

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Somebody is rather tuckered.    (Taken with Instagram at the schoolhouse)

Somebody is rather tuckered. (Taken with Instagram at the schoolhouse)